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omg.

Posted by howie_d_dorough on 2005.11.07 at 00:32
I am so, so glad this tour is over not that a lot of people went, anyway, hey, who said pop was making a comeback?, it means I can spend time with my mom and dad and brother and sister. Hey, did you know my brother looks like Donny Osmond? How cool is that?! (He got all the good looks in the family.) Other than that, nothing interesting has been going on my life, omg. It's so BORING. I think I might move back to Florida so I can go to Disney World every other day.

How's everyone else?

Comments:


Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2005-11-07 07:46 (UTC) (Link)
It's not your fault that people (at least in Europe) are saving their money to see me other shows. Rough times we're living in.
howie_d_dorough at 2005-11-07 17:39 (UTC) (Link)
No, actually, we're doing really well in Europe, but in America, there's a little thing known as MTV, and apparently, THEY ARE GOD AND EVERYONE LISTENS TO WHAT MTV SAYS. ALL MUST WORSHIP THE MTV.

Or, something like that.

Can I come see your show?
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2005-11-07 18:30 (UTC) (Link)
I used to think the same way. Until MTV gave me an award some days ago.

Of course you can come and see my show. Look, listen and learn.
howie_d_dorough at 2005-11-07 22:18 (UTC) (Link)
MTV used to give us awards, until they decided that the world was not ready for a pop comeback. I'm so sorry, but those happen every five years.

Woohoo! I'll try not to embarrass you or anything.

omg!
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2005-11-07 22:56 (UTC) (Link)
As long as you don't expect me to act as if we're mates or something. If I'm high on effexor having a good day, I might break my "give no head, no backstage passes" rule for you.

But hey, if you want to bring some fine lasses along, I'm all for it. With nice tits and arse please. (I'm not talking about your bandmates. I'm talking about girls.)
howie_d_dorough at 2005-11-08 06:27 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, no, I would NEVER expect you to act like we're friends. I expect you to act like someone who vaguely tolerates me, it's what everyone else does. *nods* Give... head?

I could bring my sister, she's always whining at me to set her up on a date.
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2005-11-08 09:56 (UTC) (Link)
Good, good. Forget about the head thing. As long as your sister knows... is she a looker?
howie_d_dorough at 2005-11-08 16:53 (UTC) (Link)
She's very pretty, she looks like a cross between Gloria Estefan and Mariah Carey. *nodding*
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2005-11-08 17:25 (UTC) (Link)
But she's younger, isn't she?

Bring her anyway. There'll be plenty girls for me to choose from; if not your sister, I'll find someone else. If I'm in the mood for sex, which is not a given.
howie_d_dorough at 2005-11-08 18:50 (UTC) (Link)
No, I'm the baby in the family, Pollyanna is older. I can show you a picture...?
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2005-11-08 23:28 (UTC) (Link)
Pollyanna??? What kind of name is that?

Well, why not. Let me see.
jack_effing_o at 2005-11-08 00:58 (UTC) (Link)
you are h-o-t-t
howie_d_dorough at 2005-11-08 06:28 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you! You're very scary-looking pretty, too.
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