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*has tied the knot*

Posted by sir_elton on 2006.01.02 at 21:31
Current Mood: goodmarried
Current Music: Wedding March
Dear world,

I am a married man. Honeymoon is wonderful.

Regards, Elton (now married)

Comments:


Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 21:26 (UTC) (Link)
Congratulations, man!
sir_elton at 2006-01-02 21:31 (UTC) (Link)
Why thank you, young Hobbit. Should you ever consider marriage yourself, I can definitely advise you to take this step.

Regards, Elton (now married)
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 21:59 (UTC) (Link)
Uhm...well, maybe some day, when I am out of Hollywood with a "fuck you, suits!" middle finger.

sir_elton at 2006-01-02 22:23 (UTC) (Link)
Young friend,

I sense a lot of anger in your words. Why is that? Think of all the other people whose life is so much more miserable than yours or mine. The poor ones, the sick ones, the unmarried ones.

If you need a good anger managment therapist, I am sure I can help you find one.

Regards, Elton (now married)
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 22:52 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, but my life is miserable enough because I am too much scared of coming out of the closet and confirming my gayness. I'm not as brave as you are, Mr. John.
sir_elton at 2006-01-02 22:57 (UTC) (Link)
Dear friend,

thank you for your kind words, but don't forgot I once married my beard a very long time ago so I might not be the best choice to discuss being brave and coming out with but certain things do take their time. Once your time has come, you will do what needs to be done and your life will be even better than it already is.

And please do call me Elton.

Regards, Elton (now married)
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 23:01 (UTC) (Link)
Even better? Wow...thank you very much, Mr. John. I feel much better now.
Would you be my flowergirl?
sir_elton at 2006-01-02 23:14 (UTC) (Link)
You are very welcome, my young friend. However, I have to decline your very kind offer. I am a married man now and as such cannot act as a flowergirl anymore. But thank you very much for considering me. Maybe I will write you a song instead.

And it is Elton.

Ragerds, Elton (now married)
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 23:28 (UTC) (Link)
Oh wow, you would write me a song? That would be fucking awesome! But please, no "Candle In The Wind" stuff.
sir_elton at 2006-01-02 23:42 (UTC) (Link)
More like "Can You Feel The Love Tonight"? Or "Another Day In Paradise"?

No, wait. That was not mine.

Regards, Elton (now married)
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 23:54 (UTC) (Link)
More like "Made in England"...ah no, that would be a song for Dom. More like "Blue Eyes".
sir_elton at 2006-01-03 00:36 (UTC) (Link)
"Blue Eyes" would fit you very well, young friend. You do have very blue eyes indeed.

I am happy to see you are so acquainted with my music. How about "Your song"? That one is always a favourite.

Regards, Elton
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 00:39 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, very big blue eyes. That is the reason why I am successful and famous , right, Dom?

Oh my...I don't deserve "Your Song". I'm not worthy. What about "Don't go breaking my heart"? Would be perfect. *sigh*
sir_elton at 2006-01-03 00:47 (UTC) (Link)
I think it depends on the message you want to get across. Ever considered "I'm still standing"?

*cheeky Elton wink*

Regards, Elton (still married!)
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 00:54 (UTC) (Link)
Uhh...sounds dirty. I like that. "Tiny Dancer" is another one of my favorites. heh.
sir_elton at 2006-01-03 01:05 (UTC) (Link)
As for your, well, friend, may I suggest "Island girl"?

*cheeky Elton smirk*

Regards, husband!Elton
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 01:16 (UTC) (Link)
"Island Girl"...he would love that! You're a genius, Mr. John!
sir_elton at 2006-01-03 01:32 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you, young friend. And it's still Elton.

Regards, Elton (just married)
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 01:34 (UTC) (Link)
Thank you, Mr. John...Elton...thank you very much!
sir_elton at 2006-01-03 01:52 (UTC) (Link)
Now you have understood it.

Regards, a happy husband whom you can all Elton anytime
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 00:43 (UTC) (Link)
Sorry to butt in here, Elton, but that song's already taken. Either by me or Nic, you pick.
sir_elton at 2006-01-03 00:48 (UTC) (Link)
Dear Ewan,

We already sorted it out. Sorry about that. Although my songs are for everybody.

Regards, Elton (now married)
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 00:51 (UTC) (Link)
Okay. Oh, and congrats. Being married is wonderful. Most of the time.
sir_elton at 2006-01-03 00:55 (UTC) (Link)
Ewan,

thank you. It is my goal to have a marriage as happy as yours.

Regards (from one married man to another), Elton
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 01:03 (UTC) (Link)
Um... whatever you say, Elton. Enjoy your honeymoon as long as it lasts.
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 00:55 (UTC) (Link)
You ruined that song!
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 01:02 (UTC) (Link)
EXCUSE ME? Forgetting who you're talking to? Hello? Me, Ewan? I can act, dance, sing, all at the same time if necessary? What can you do?
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 01:15 (UTC) (Link)
I can play the drums, play the guitar, sing and smoke, all at the same time. heh.
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 01:24 (UTC) (Link)
Guitar, yes, I forgot about that. How about riding a bike? As in motorbike. And fixing it.
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 01:28 (UTC) (Link)
Orli taught me that.
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 01:31 (UTC) (Link)
*cracks up*

Sure. Whatever you say, mate.
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 01:34 (UTC) (Link)
Yes, Orli may be pretty, but he does have some skills, believe it or not. Oh, you know him of course.
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 01:35 (UTC) (Link)
I do know him. And his skills. Probably better than you do.
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 01:38 (UTC) (Link)
Really? I highly doubt that. Viggo is the only one who knows his skills for sure.
Ewan Gordon McGregor
scottish_slut at 2006-01-03 02:05 (UTC) (Link)
Sure, mate. Whatever you say. I don't gossip.
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2006-01-02 22:26 (UTC) (Link)
Would you do us all a favour and stop talking about that bloody marriage already. At least you could've told people my invitation got lost in the mail instead of making me look like a brat.

No regards, Rob (still looking for a wife)
sir_elton at 2006-01-02 22:32 (UTC) (Link)
Dear Rob,

if I remember correctly, it was you yourself who made you look like a brat by saying you wouldn't attend if he-whose-name-I-should-not-mention would attend. I had nothing to do with that. David and I really wanted you to be there.

I makes me very sad to see you so angry. I understand that you are probably a bit jealous because I am now married and you still are not, however, your time will come, dear freind. Until then, Davuid and I are here to help you through good and bad times. Just like all these years ago when we helped you with this little drug problem of yours.

Regards, Elton (now married)
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2006-01-02 22:41 (UTC) (Link)
*clicks on link* Oh, wow. The latest 'news' is from 1999. I am *so* jealous.

Another thing you could stop doing is mentioning the time "when you helped me with this little drug problem of mine". You KIDNAPPED me. I woke up and had no idea where I was. That had happened before, sure, but back then I was either a) with the Gallaghers or b) drunk/high/had just fucked my brains out.

But that's all in the past. I'm clean now, so I don't need your "help" anymore.

*pops some effexor*

*smiles*

Mh-mh-mh. Sorry, Elt. You know I didn't mean that.
sir_elton at 2006-01-02 22:54 (UTC) (Link)
Rob,

I know. I have dealt with your drug anger issues a lot of times before. Do not worry, my friend.

Regards, Elton (now married)
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