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Phesh

When stalkers go completely bonkers

Posted by bloke_of_stoke on 2006.01.03 at 00:10

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Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2006-01-02 23:30 (UTC) (Link)
Like everybody else does? But if so, why doesn't she just say so? I'm sure we could work something out. No, what she does is scaring the shite out of me by warning me of some evil aliens who want to abduct me. Or some other insanity. That's too kinky, even for me. I'm not into that kind of role playing.
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 23:35 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, we are celebrities! WE are the cool aliens, that's why we are where we are and all the other poor anonymous fuckers are where they are.
But let that psycho bitch have her 15 minutes of fame.
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2006-01-02 23:40 (UTC) (Link)
What you're saying makes an awful lot of sense, mate. Anonymity must be a curse. Except for the few moments when I want to walk my dogs in private or shag a lass who won't complain about my performance to The Sun afterwards.

Never knew 15 minutes could be so long, though.
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-02 23:58 (UTC) (Link)
Or shag a lad?

Ah sorry, man. Fucking crazy Germans...but remember: you are a celebrity, nothing can harm you.
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2006-01-03 00:30 (UTC) (Link)
Careful with the gossip, mate, or I might sue you next. Who told you? Do I need a new maid?

I used to like Germany, what a pity. Had some good shags there. But if this alien shite is the latest trend, I must start looking elsewhere.
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 00:36 (UTC) (Link)
Hey, I am not the one who did a duet with Rupert Everett. Hmm...why didn't I? Is there a better way to come out of the closet?

Ah, I don't know. German women are freaky. Franka who?
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2006-01-03 00:43 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, Rupert. He's a nice bloke. I have many gay friends, mate. Don't judge me because of that. I decide whether I'm gay or straight, depending on my mood, you got that?

Did she warn you of aliens, too?
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 00:51 (UTC) (Link)
I have gay friends as well. The entire Lord of the Rings cast couldn't be any gayer. So, your mood decides whether you're gay or straight? And what's your mood telling you right now?

Ha, she's an alien herself.
Mr. Williams. Or Robbie, if you give good head.
bloke_of_stoke at 2006-01-03 00:54 (UTC) (Link)
My mood is telling me that you are asking too many questions. The threat of sueing you still stands. What I meant was that I'm the only one who's allowed to enforce rumours and spread gossip as PR ploy talk about my sexuality.

I don't know... I think I never had her. How's that even possible?
Elijah Wood
shire_hunk at 2006-01-03 00:58 (UTC) (Link)
Oh, come on. My gaydar cannot be fooled. I'm a pro. You can tell me.

No idea. I always thought you loved mangirls.
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